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March 12, 2018

SHE'S AFRAID THEY'LL EXPLODE

Woman with bum implants can't sit down

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

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Exploding Bum Implants performed at the Thunderdome.

Hey, pretty baby....

Back to the geezer bus.

I'm so old I can remember when the safe answer to "Does this make my butt look big?" was "no."

PG, reminds me of my favorite headline in The Onion: "Area Woman Tired of Men Staring at Her Breast Implants"

If I were her, I wouldn't stand for that.

"Come on back...more...more...that way (motions with fingers and hand raised to eye level)...whoa...that's good, turn it off if that's even possible."

"I can not lie..."

"This is Les Nessman reporting from the scene of an explosion at the mall. Witnesses say a woman slipped and fell on her tush and it exploded. I'm approaching the scene...OMG ladies and gentlemen it's awful. This is the worst thing I have seen since the turkey drop disaster. I can't go on...this is just too terrible to describe.
Oh, the humanity!"

It's her fault for having such an inflated sense of herself...

Okay, since no one else has said it: BUMMER

Thar she blows!!!

*Joins Jeff om the bus*

“Get on your bikes and ride!”

Freddie Mercury said it best......

Beware Bubble Butt Babe's Bloated Bum Bomb. Film at 11.

nursecindy may have cost me another keyboard for her 5* snorky comment. That's OK, belly laughs are rare nowadays.

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