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March 07, 2018

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO RESUME YOUR SPREE

Crime Spree Prompted By Zombie Fears

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

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Somebody needs to quit watching The Walking Dead marathons. They need to take away his DVD collection too.

Wait - did that say "an agitated Illinois alleged man" or did the zombies get to it?

He was fleeing from Peoria to Florida?

I have been to Peoria. Any excuse to leave is a good one

After viewing his photo, I understand the placement of the word "allegedly" in that sentence. He does look pretty wierd.

Weird and extremely high. The kid is all pupils, no iris.

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