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March 07, 2018

BEFORE YOU DISMISS THIS, CONSIDER: IT'S FLATHEAD COUNTY

8:09 a.m. A Kalispell resident called 911 to report that “eight different children I raised have been murdered and replaced with eight other children.”

(Thanks to funny man)

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I imagine this would explain a lot for a good number of parents.

3:10 p.m. A Kalispell woman reported that she keeps getting angry phone calls from a man promising to “blow up a ship and its crew.” The obviously disgruntled man also made threats to people traveling by helicopter.


Promising? Someone's bucket list is sick....

So the man's sister was causing a scene - was that a scene from the drama at the trailer park? Perhaps a production of Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew" , done as theater-in-the-rectangle...?

The dispatcher noted that not a lot about the conversation made sense.

2:11 a.m. There was some drama at a local trailer park.
Did someone run out of one of the trailers and yell, "Hey gang, let's put on a show!"? I'd like to know more about this but the geezer bus should be here any minute.

Someone replaced her children? Why? Were they quiet, respectful, and helping to clean her house?

There were times raising my kids that I could only wish that someone had replaced them. It was hard to envision worse. It would almost have to be an upgrade.

I have experienced that replacement while locked in a classroom with 22 first graders on a rainy day.

"I brought home a cute little baby, and now all I have is this stupid teenager."

1:11 a.m. A deer was hit in Whitefish.

5:19 p.m. A deer had a broken leg.

I hope these aren't connected. :-(

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