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March 18, 2018

AN EASY MISTAKE TO MAKE

Impaired Driver Pulls Up to Jail Security Booth, Tries to Order Bacon, Egg & Cheese Sandwich

(Thanks to Steven Pudlo)

BEFORE YOU FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING OLD

...watch this.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

'SHE WAS VERY FRIENDLY'

Couple caught having sex on transatlantic flight, woman banned from airline

Related: Tourists kicked out of Machu Picchu for mooning ancient ruins

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "You might as well just shred the damn Constitution.")

THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR THOSE THINGS TO BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Mango Used As Weapon In Bellevue Assault

(Thanks to Ralph)

'INKED WILLIES AND BOOBS GALORE'

Tattoos go EXTREME

(Thanks to James Flynn)

MIAMI NIGHTLIFE UPDATE

Last night I emceed the Miami Children's Museum gala. The theme was "Superheroes," and many people came in costume. Here I am with some of my fellow superheroes. I am dressed as Dark Suit Man.

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