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March 16, 2018

GUYS IN ACTION

Drinker pours a pint of Guinness while holding glass in his mouth and then downs it without touching the glass

(Thanks to John Lobert)

IF YOU’VE EVER SKIIED, OR YOU INTEND TO GO SKIING...

...you will not want to watch this.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

NEVERTHELESS, HE QUALIFIES FOR A FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE

Romanian court tells man he is not alive

(Thanks to Patty Villanova, Steven Pudlo, John Criswell, Le Petomane and W. Von Papineau, who says “Oh, to be him at tax time.”)

FINALLY, SOMETHING TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT

The Snuggie has raked in millions, but now the company behind famous "as seen on TV" fleece blanket is being forced to pay its customers $7.2 million back in refunds.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH

Scientists say space aliens could hack our planet

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

THERE'S PROBABLY A PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPLANATION

Two vials of URINE are found in Michigan woman's bra after she crashed into a police cruiser 'before a scheduled drug test'

(Thanks to Geoff)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A 46-year-old woman accused Feb. 20 of relieving herself in a yard and touching her lady parts while cursing was arrested, an affidavit states.

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

CSI: FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Men use spaghetti sauce to try to start fire after burglary, deputies say

(Thanks to Roberto and DaninDallas)

 
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