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March 15, 2018

MEN, WE HAVE TOLD YOU MANY TIMES NOT TO CLICK ON CERTAIN LINKS

We have never meant it more sincerely.

(Thanks to Michael Moyer)

BECAUSE THE NEXT STEP IS CHAOS

French man fined for refusing to take a day off

(Thanks to W. Von Papineau)

GUESS THE AIRLINE

Dog bound for Kansas mistakenly shipped to Japan

(Thanks to Chris Johnson)

BARS FROM HEAVEN

Russian Plane Loses 3 Tons Of Gold On Takeoff

(Thanks to Nachum Hurvitz)

WE DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS

Treatment for enlarged prostate uses a robot and a jet of water

(Thanks to James Jones)

ALSO BUTT SIZE

Study finds pizza can increase work productivity

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

IGNORE THEM AT YOUR PERIL

This Guy Says His Girlfriend Stabbed Him With A Samurai Sword Partly Because He Played Too Many Video Games

He credits his survival to "Wing Chun."

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A Pensacola woman is facing a battery charge for allegedly physically assaulting her nephew after she fell on top of a goat while intoxicated.

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

HE'S AN ATTORNEY

Man Dressed As Elsa From ‘Frozen’ Pushes Police Wagon Out Of Snow

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, B'game and The Amazing Steve, who says "I saw Men in Elsa Costumes open for Men Without Hats.")

SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET GROUNDED

Teenagers cause $20,000 worth of damage during rave at $6million AirBnB home that girl, 14, rented for a night using her parents' credit card

(Thanks to Geoff)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Chinese doctor removes 100 fish bones from man's rectum

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who [of course] says "Rectum? Damn near killed him!")

'THIS IS *NOT* THE PENIS MUSEUM'

Photo of sign on office door directing lost tourists to the Icelandic Phallological Museum sends Twitter into meltdown

(Thanks to Ralph, Geoff, Le Petomane and Michael Moyer)

 
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