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March 08, 2018

CLASSY JOINT

 

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UPDATE

Drug charges dropped after suspect refuses to poop for 47 days in custody

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says “Sometimes it pays to be full of crap.”)

GUYS IN ACTION

A Mount Isa man has caused an explosion while trying to spray cockroaches in his kitchen using an insect spray as a flamethrower.

(Thanks to Jim Perth)

‘CANADIAN’ IS ONE WAY TO DESCRIBE IT

In a move that can only be described as utterly Canadian, hundreds of doctors in Quebec are protesting their pay raises, saying they already make too much money.

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Man frustrated by long Emergency Room wait time steals ambulance from Villages hospital

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

THEY CALL IT ‘DRUNKEN SHOPPING.’ WE CALL IT ‘ECONOMIC STIMULUS.’

Drunken shopping cost the average American nearly $450 last year, study finds

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Truck driver spills 60,000 pounds of beer on I-10 in Florida

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Jane Linderman)

IT'S SETTLED!

Science Proves That Drinking Beer In The Shower Makes People Smarter And More Creative

(Thanks to Steve Pudlo)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR BON JOVI

Kayakers face terror on the river: ‘This is one renegade otter.’

(Thanks to Ralph)

MEDICAL WHAT?

Woman says ‘medical meth’ to blame for failed drug test

(Thanks to Ty Jones)

 
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