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February 12, 2018

‘WE DO NOT RECOMMEND CANADIANS KEEP THESE ANIMALS AS PETS’

Female mutant crayfish clones have landed

(Thanks to William Charles, who says he saw them open for the Ramones in ‘82)

We are reminded of the old folk tune:

Female mutant crayfish clones

Doo-dah, doo dah

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Paul is dead.

Captured by aquatic drones
All the doo dah day.

Clone, oh my free range clone
How can you bear it
to exist knowing you have
only one parent

Single Parents Create Population Explosion.

Film At 11.

If only I had a fourth aquarium...

Looking for a source closer than Indianapolis

Also works with the tune "Good King Wenceslas"

Nobody gives the important information: how do they taste?

If edible, they might be a solution to world hunger. Good luck keeping them out of the wild once the first owner with an overflowing aquarium decides to flush the excess.

Next on The SYFY Channel:

Female Mutant Crayfish Clones - nado.

If there's no males, who are they going to get to help them find their car keys ?

So... does... one of us, for one, welcome our new crustacean overlords?

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