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February 08, 2018

THE POLICE 'OPERATION RAPTOR' TEAM HASHTAG IS -- REALLY -- #POOWATCH

Harlow drug suspect on 20th day of toilet strike

(Thanks to Kevin Smith and Emily, Leslie and w)

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Force-feed him some Taco Bell and stand clear.

Some yogurt might get things "moving"...

At this point, let him go for the record (er...I guess "not go" for the record would be correct).

Make him watch the TV Evening News.

I bet nursecindy could make him go.

Make him watch this video about a million times.

Take away his water ration and replace it with that stuff you have to drink before a colonoscopy. He'll be clean and clear in 24 hours or less.

Sounds like this guy is full of crap.

Colon Blow™

I saw League for Penal Reform open for the Sex Pistols.

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