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February 08, 2018

NOW WITH ADDED RODENT FECES!

A Little Caesars in Indianapolis, IN, was shut down by health inspectors Tuesday morning after a couple found rodent feces baked into the crust of their pizza.

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says “This pizza tastes like crap.”)

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Some pizza places charge you extra for that.

"Pizza Pizza!" sounds more appetizing than "Feces Feces!"

Do you have to order the Guano Supreme or does it come on other varieties as well? Maybe dung, black olives, and anchovies? In any case it would be craptastic.

Well it's not like they were RAW.

The health inspectors are being sued for revealing the secret recipe.

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