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February 08, 2018

NOW WITH ADDED PROTEIN

Woman claims to find 3-inch lizard inside store-bought lettuce

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

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Old punchline: "Quiet or everyone will want one".

3-Inch Lizard opened for Nine Inch Nails, or maybe it was the other way around.

Wah, wah, wah. I can smell the impending lawsuit from here.

Has anyone seen the Geico lizard lately?

As long as they didn't charge extra, what's the problem?

(Always inspect your food before you eat it, or have a friend or "royal food tester" handy.)

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