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February 14, 2018

'NO, IT WASN'T CRACK'

Brazilian man caught trying to smuggle kilo of cocaine in large fake arse

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

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He likes big butts and he cannot lie.

Should have gone with the Kardashian model. It holds a lot more contraband.

More developments on this story are coming soon. Just sit tight.

I guess this is what you get when a smuggler is uncomfortable sticking drugs in his own crack.

Wow, they have tightened things up. I traveled to Portugal a couple years ago and went right through without anyone inspecting my ass.

The authorities cracked the case wide open.

This dude should never have taken a crack at drug smuggling. Now he'll get a bum rap.

Owning a fake bum is a sign, government officials contend, of having a nasty crack (showing) behind.

Who knew that mules had such large butts.

Their first clue was his fake passport under the name "Seymour Butz".

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