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February 13, 2018

IN THAT CASE, MA'AM, PLEASE ALLOW US TO GIVE YOU A POLICE ESCORT

Woman claiming to be Mother Mary told police after a high speed chase that 'God allowed her to drive 120 mph and that she was on her way to pick up baby Jesus'

(Thanks to Geoff)

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Wait..."Baby Jesus", the stuffed fox, or...

Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be.

"First of all ma'am, baby Jesus is all grown up already. Secondly, he's already died, risen again, and gone back to heaven. So he won't be needing a ride from you today."

And He won't take the wheel, either.

If the car was levitating, I would let her go.,,,

If she keeps driving like that, Jesus will be picking her up.

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