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February 23, 2018

WE BET

‘Africa’s answer to Kim Kardashian’ says her 60 inch backside stops traffic

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

THE JUDGES DEDUCTED TWO POINTS FOR SHRINKAGE

Watch STREAKER run on to ice with a MONKEY protecting his PRIVATES

(Thanks to Roberto)

DON'T WORRY: THEIR IDENTITIES ARE BEING PROTECTED

Animal smuggler caught trying to bring 12 donkeys and a horse into North Wales

Donkey-smuggler-convicted (1)

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

WHAT'S THE SQUARE ROOT OF STUPID?

Students in Louisiana thought this math symbol looked like a gun. Police were called

(Thanks to Glen Page and Peter Metrinko)

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Former Freemason, 51, found drunk and naked inside a huge pipe organ with a toy gun and remote-controlled police car says he got lost while trying to hand out cheeseburgers to the homeless

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "In that case, sir...")

'THE MALE G SPOT'

The 63-year-old found himself unable to stop orgasming, a new study reveals, after accidentally discovering prostate stimulation could bring him to climax

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

SO *THAT'S* WHO'S WATCHING THE WINTER OLYMPICS

Moose caught watching Olympic bobsleigh in most Canadian moment ever

(Thanks to Ralph)

YOUR 'ASSETS' JOKE HERE

Argentina's 'sexiest weathergirl' insures her famous bum for a whopping £72,000 to protect it from "all risks"

(Thanks to Ralph)

STAND TALL, DINESH SHIVNATH UPADHYAYA

An Indian man who holds several Guinness World Records has another title to his name after sucking down a bottle of ketchup in under 30 seconds.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

THEY'RE PERSISTENT LITTLE BASTARDS

What frustrated squirrels can teach us about perseverance

(Thanks to Alan Dean)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR EACH OTHER

Yard Goats cancel monkey rodeo show after complaints made

(Thanks to Alan Dean)

THEY WERE RELEASED AFTER SURRENDERING THE LAUNCH CODES

Four large pythons found in Florida's abandoned missile base

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

OOPS

Escort shows up at wrong house in Cape Coral

(Thanks to Noah Spicker)

 
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