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February 20, 2018

‘DOOBIES MKE BOOBIES’

The York Regional Police Service says they are sorry after a police officer told a number of Catholic high school students that smoking marijuana leads to lower testosterone and growth of male mammary areas.

(Thanks to The Perts)

WHICH FRANKLY MAKES THEM EVEN MORE DISGUSTING

The Portland Press Herald reports soon after the Unicode Consortium released proposed images of 157 new emojis to be made available this year, Maine residents took umbrage at the lobster emoji's eight legs instead of the correct 10.

(Thanks to The Perts)

IF THAT DOESN’T WIN HIM BACK, WE DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL

Woman Tases man who tries to leave her

(Thanks to Ralph)

THEY MAKE ‘JA-JA’ SOUNDS

Snake alert sparks great imagination among great tits

(Thanks to Another Ralph)

UPDATE

Suspected drug dealer has now gone 34 days without taking a poo

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

ANYTHING TO DECLARE?

Tourists caught smuggling gold into Japan inside their rectums

(From the Asahi Shimbun! Get it? Ha!)

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

IN OUR VIEW, IT DEPENDS ON THE DOG

Bill to prevent minors, or a dog, from becoming Kansas governor moves forward

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

THEY BOOST ATTENDANCE

China wages war on funeral strippers

NIGHTS ARE LONG UP THERE

Saskatchewan family adorns farm fence with nearly 100 colourful bicycles

(Thanks to John Lobert)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAA

Corndog Poke Leads to Criminal Charges

(Thanks to Brian Duval)

THE SCIENCE IS (burp) SETTLED

Drinking alcohol key to living past 90

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

AND STAY OFF THEIR LAWN

Women took axe to truck blocking their driveway

Names We Are Not Making Fun Of: Alongkorn Sirisongkhram, Rachanikorn Lertwasana, Ratanachat Saengyoktrakarn and Ranee Saengyoktrakarn.

(Thanks to Phil McAvity)

SEEMS LOGICAL

Farmer believes this massive poster of a porn star in his field has boosted his crops

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Ralph)

 
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