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February 19, 2018

SHE WAS RELEASED AFTER THE PARAKEET PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- A woman in her 70s who was allegedly impaired has been arrested after leading police on a short, slow chase and evading arrest while holding a parakeet.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

CURLING UPDATE

Olympic curler’s husband double-fisting his third and fourth beers at 9 a.m. is a legend

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

Russian curler reportedly fails doping test after winning bronze

(Thanks to Matt Filar and Al Barkafski)

This blog can totally relate.

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EW

Police: Woman tries to steal camera, hurls feces in escape

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

CLASSY!

Female passenger is filmed drying her KNICKERS beneath an overhead air vent for 'at least 20 minutes' while on a flight to Moscow

(Thanks to Clayton Carroll)

GUY HOMEOWNERS IN ACTION

Man sets San Diego house on fire trying to kill weeds with torch

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

OOPS

Atlanta theater accidentally plays ‘Fifty Shades Freed’ at a ‘Black Panther’ screening

(Thanks to Not my Usual Alias)

RETURN OF BATMAN

Twenty years ago, my wife talked me into dressing as Batman and making a surprise appearance at the fourth birthday party of a young man named Alexander Forjan. Here's the column I wrote about that day, and here's a picture of me in costume with the birthday boy:

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Fast forward to this past weekend, when my family and I attended the 80th birthday of Alexander's grandmother, Judy. Alexander, now 23, was on hand. We reminisced about his party; he told me he totally believed I was Batman. I seriously doubt that he still does. 

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SURELY THIS WILL NOT RESULT IN ANYTHING BAAAAAAD

Human-sheep hybrids have been created by scientists for the first time

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Ranald Adams)

 

THE MANNEQUIN WAS WEARING A KNIGHT'S COSTUME

Drunk Men Were ‘Hopelessly Locked Together’ With Mannequin and Remote-Controlled Car, Police Say

(Thanks to Jane Linderman, Le Petomane and Ralph)

 
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