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February 14, 2018

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

This Woman Says She Lives With 1,000 Cats

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "Gentlemen, she's available.")

ALWAYS A TURN-ON

Woman says Florida mayor offered speed bumps for sex

(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan)

INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Lake Worth bar buddies seek package deal with Trump Cheeto

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

YOU WANT TO WASH THAT ON THE GENTLE CYCLE AND LET IT AIR DRY

4-foot iguana found in laundry room of Florida home

(Thanks to Bill Carver)

'NO, IT WASN'T CRACK'

Brazilian man caught trying to smuggle kilo of cocaine in large fake arse

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

AND IN SPORTS

The South Korean ‘penis park’ is the surprise hit of the Winter Olympics

(Thanks to funny man and Steve Thompson)

NAME THAT CONTINENT

Schoolgirl finds snake inside backpack during morning tea

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

HE WAS 'COUNSELING'

Pastor says nothing weird was going on with bound naked man in car

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko and Jeff Meyerson)

 
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