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February 13, 2018

WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST PEE ALL OVER THE CONSTITUTION

Kansas official rules that Angus, a dog, can't run for governor

(Thanks to Fabian Marson, Roberto, Michael Parry and Chris Elzi)

WE CAN TOTALLY RELATE

Woman climbs into x-ray machine because she didn’t want to leave her bag

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

THEY'RE FIGHTING BACK

Elk takes down helicopter in Utah

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

YOU WILL NOT SEE ANY HORROR MOVIE...

...that is scarier than this.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

THEY'RE ONTO US

Iran accuses West of using lizards for nuclear spying

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, Allen at Division, Patty Villanova and Kevin Smith)

EXCELLENT

What British sports look like to the rest of us.

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAA

Van with dead body inside is stolen from Jacksonville cremation business

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

This guy built a singing Furby organ.

(Thanks to James Flynn)

IMAGINE THE STREET VALUE

Thieves steal 500 live cockroaches from mailbox

(Thanks to Ralph)

IN THAT CASE, MA'AM, PLEASE ALLOW US TO GIVE YOU A POLICE ESCORT

Woman claiming to be Mother Mary told police after a high speed chase that 'God allowed her to drive 120 mph and that she was on her way to pick up baby Jesus'

(Thanks to Geoff)

DISGUISE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Can you spot the woman hiding from police in this picture?

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(Thanks to Le Petomane and Ralph)

THEY ARE OFTEN CONFUSED

WLS-Ch.7 blames graphics 'mix-up' for confusion between P.F. Chang's and Pyeongchang

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Janice Gelb and Maryann)

 
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