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February 12, 2018

HEY, SIX OF ONE

Unfortunately, Robb didn't buy tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers, rather the Red Hot Chili Pipers - "the most famous bagpipe band on the planet," or so their website claims.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

‘WE DO NOT RECOMMEND CANADIANS KEEP THESE ANIMALS AS PETS’

Female mutant crayfish clones have landed

(Thanks to William Charles, who says he saw them open for the Ramones in ‘82)

We are reminded of the old folk tune:

Female mutant crayfish clones

Doo-dah, doo dah

WHAT CHAMPIONS ARE MADE OF

Carnival dancer carries on like a pro after her thong comes off

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

SCIENCE

I’ve attempted to definitively answer the question of how fast The Rock needs to jump in Skyscraper here.

-- Andrew Simmons

THEIR GOAL BEING TO OPEN FOR MAROON 5

Invasive 20-pound rodents increasingly burrowing into California

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

L.A. FITNESS ROUNDUP

Shay Mitchell Runs Naked Through L.A. to Celebrate YouTube Milestone

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

Shirtless man runs onto LAX runway, grounds flights

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

 

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

RCMP searching for perogies stolen from Ukrainian Catholic Hall

(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan)

 
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