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February 09, 2018

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR WHITESNAKE

Winter Olympics 2018 flame lighting ceremony mocked as ‘exceptionally phallic’ as cauldron is lit by ‘giant robot fire penis’

AND YOU THOUGHT ALL THEY DID WAS LURK IN TOILETS

Snakes Could Be Spreading Flowers By Pooping Mice

(Thanks to Rick Day)

THESE MILLENNIALS TODAY

Man’s rectum fell out when he spent too long playing on his phone on the toilet

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING, IT WILL HIT THE STOCK EXCHANGE

Asteroid passing close to Earth today – no need to worry

(Thanks to The Perts)

WE HARDLY KNEW YE

Blind bisexual goose stuck in love triangle with two swans dies aged 40

We saw BBG open for NRBQ.

(Thanks to Ralph)

 
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