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February 07, 2018

SO TECHNICALLY HE WAS *NOT* NAKED

Man attacks family while naked and covered in oil in Pennsylvania

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WHERE THE HELL IS THE UNITED NATIONS?

The world is facing a tequila shortage

‘IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?’

A 31-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving early Saturday after a green Lamborghini Gallardo Superleggera crashed into and became wedged underneath a construction trailer in Costa Mesa, police said.

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Jeff Meyerson)

THIS IS URGENT

Having hairy nipples could signal a serious health problem

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

PARENTING IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

3:14 p.m. A Kalispell father could not get his kids to come out of their bedroom so he took a can of bear spray and fired it under the door to smoke them out. The man had reportedly been drinking.

(Thanks to Roberto)

R.I.P.

Former U.S. Rep Joe Knollenberg of Michigan has died. Back in the 90s he was part of the fight against low-flow toilets, as mentioned in this column.

(Thanks to KJP)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR PHISH

This Mutant Crayfish Clones Itself, and It’s Taking Over Europe

(Thanks to wiredog, who says "Let's get ready to gumbo!")

DON'T THEY ALREADY KNOW?

She alleges Lovense fails to notify its customers that its smartphone app-controlled vibrators collect and transmit information about how they are used.

(Thanks to Hank Barthel)

OOPS

Police have apologised after giving infected memory sticks as prizes in a government-run cyber-security quiz.

(Thanks to PirateBoy)

WE KNOW HIS NAME BECAUSE IT'S ON HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE

A great white shark named George has been spotted lingering off the Florida coast near the Everglades and Gulf of Mexico.

(Thanks to Michael Parry, coscolo and Chris Elzi)

THESE THINGS SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Coffee Table Leg Became Weapon Following Group Sex In Brooklyn

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Drew)

SEEMS KIND OF INTRUSIVE

Woman ordered to trim her bush which grew so big it left neighbours in the dark

(Thanks to Ralph)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAA

Tardy wedding guests call 911 for a police escort

(Thanks to The Perts)

 
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