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February 04, 2018

THE REAL CRIME: IT WAS BUD LIGHT

Burglar drives car into front door of store to steal beer

(Thanks to Woozy Barnes)

'FUZE TEA'

Coca-Cola Spends £759,000 Rebranding Iced Tea That Sounds Like Vulgar Word for Genitals in Europe

(Thanks to funny man)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Exploding coconut 'sent fear' through crematorium staff

(Thanks to Ralph, who says Exploding Coconut opened for -- of course -- Smashing Pumpkins)

THEY WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT JUGGLING CLUBS

Someone took off with 7-foot 'Red Panda Acrobat' unicycle from SFO, $2,000 reward offered

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT

Man arrested for DWI while attending DWI victim impact panel

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

 
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