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February 02, 2018

GO AHEAD, MOCK FLORIDA. BUT THERE IS THIS:

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HEY, HE WAS BORED

A Florida man is accused of breaking into a funeral home and stealing items including a tub of formaldehyde.

(Thanks to John Criswell)

AND BEHIND IT ALL: THE SQUIRRELS

A man learned not to mess with monkeys in India the hard way – after he was dropkicked to the floor by an angry primate for flipping his middle finger at it.

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

Kangaroo Takes Out A Bicyclist

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Dead Goose Falls From Sky, Sends Waterfowl Hunter To Shock Trauma

(Thanks to Le Petomane, Drew, coscolo and Patty Villanova)

 

SPORTS HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY SO FAR

Watch and listen.

SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT

Guy Carves Pencil Into A Smaller Pencil And An Even Smaller Pencil

(Thanks to John Lobert)

'THIS IS LIKE ATTACK OF THE VEGAN ZOMBIES'

Militant vegans send death threats to farmer whose cow had triplets

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

Bonus: How To Make Vegan Pizza.

AND IN WINTER SPORTS

Record number of condoms will be distributed at this year's Winter Olympics

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Michael Parry)

QUICK-THINKING GUYS IN ACTION

Boyfriend caught cheating insists his lover is a SEX DOLL

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

We think this might be fake, but it's still amusing.

UPDATE

Grenade launcher donated to Goodwill turns out to be toy

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

FLORIDAAAAAA

Naked man caught riding stationary bike in community gym, deputies say

(Thanks to Dan Barr, Jon Harris, Marc Meltzer and Matt Filar)

 
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