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January 06, 2018

WHEW

Mexican psychic predicts no US-North Korea nuclear war

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

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The psychic at the firm where I used to work was released the week after I was kicked out. I wonder if she still gets calls to her cell phone from her old work line like I do. The phone guy was in releases the week before me.

What is the difference between a tarot card reader and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.

I saw Salma Hayek introduce The Mexican Psychics at Coachella.

If that's what we got in a trade for Denn!s R0dman, then I’m good with it.

Mexican psychic predicts... That's a relief.

Old joke:
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
- For Hispanic attacs!

I knew he was going to say that!

I heard that as " Mexican Sidekick " and I thought... " What's Pancho got to do with it ? "

Don't make fun of this man! I called him last night before I ate at Taco Bell. He said I would get intestinal distress. HE IS A-MAZING!!

What a disappointment. So, Monday as usual, then?

Mexican Psychic is a sequel to American Psycho.

B-R-R-R-E-E-P (oh, pardon me)

P-F-F-F-F-F-T (terribly) S-P-P-L-L-O-O-T (sorry)...

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