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January 25, 2018

'UNDER A COAT'

One in 10 travelers has sex in an airport, survey finds

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

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I got screwed by a major airline over baggage fees. Does that count?

Senator Larry Craig got the average way up, so to speak.

Are they counting the TSA patdown?

In other news, 1 in 10 survey respondents give false or misleading answers to surveys.

"Layovers"

It's not just the skies that are friendly.

Flying home from LA (to Ohio) on a red eye flight, I had the window seat. Next to me was seated a young pretty blond woman, about 20 years old I'd guess, maybe 25 at the most. I smiled at her and she smiled back.

Once we reached altitude things got interesting as she dozed off and lay her head on my shoulder. I'm a big fellow, but I decided to let nature take it's course. I leaned back and toward the window and felt gravity doing it's thing and soon I was zzzz...zzzz...zzzz

About an hour later we hit a patch of turbulence, bouncing up and down vigorously, forcefully, up and down and up and down and we awoke and looked sheepishly at each other, having just met - I didn't even know her name - and we had slept together and did that bouncy thing, but then the insurmountable urge took over and we did it again, throwing caution to the wind. We slept together a second time...

So, if I go to the airport with a bunch of other people there's a good chance I could get lucky?

The other 9 watch in on the news, in pron, or just think about it, right?

Flying with some airlines makes you feel like you had sex, but you were not the man and it was not consensual.

How do you get a job doing these type of surveys? If they don't cost too much, I have a friend who would be interested.

You can get a roll at Sin-a-bon.

Just as long as they don't do it in a white zone or red zone.

All I got at the San Jose airport last month was a sleep mask that I "won" from a machine by answering half a dozen geography questions. I sure feel ripped off!

And that one person wishes there were a second person involved.

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