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January 25, 2018

THIS IS A GATEWAY TO HEROIN

Wisconsin Assembly passes bill legalizing lemonade stands

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

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Legalizing iced tea will be next. As long as they continue to criminalize kale smoothies, public safety will be assured.

Paving the way for the lemonade stand tax bill.

The Wisconsin Assembly just introduced a bill to impose a one dollar tax all on straws at lemonade stands.

Maybe they mean "onionade". There are no lemon trees in Whiskyonsin, but they do have onions. Onionade is a great drink; actually this is what I'm drinking right now, with a few drops of sugar (fermented).

More importantly, it's a gateway to tea. (Legends have it that this is how "tea time" got started in England.)

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