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January 18, 2018

THAT'LL TEACH HIM

Jaywalker issued summons after being hit by truck in Hackensack

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

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Jaywalking is an art that kids shouldn’t learn on the street

And if you've ever been hit by a truck in the hackensack, you know how painful that can be.

Isn't being in Hackensack punishment enough?

If not, also ticket him for littering and obstructing the street.

But they didn't cite him for loitering as he lay waiting for an ambulance.

The truck is really pissed off now and wants damages as well as an "unspecified" sum for mental anguish...

Gallagher was not in a crosswalk when he was hit.

How can someone be cited for jaywalking when he wasn't in a crosswalk when he was hit..?

I was once hit in the hackensack, when playing football in high school. Not nice.

Don't a lot of hit men come from New Jersey? Maybe the truck driver was just in training.

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