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January 13, 2018

LISTEN TO THE EXPERTS, PEOPLE

Aussie flu can be cured by having sex as experts reveal how to boost immune system

(Thanks to funny man, who says "The science is settled.")

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I heard some similar jokes, like, 50 years ago.

Sleeping with your partner will boost your immune system.I wonder what having sex with your partner would do.

BTW, If you are not doing anything tonight I'd like to ramp up my immune system?

Here is one:

A guy has been suffering from severe headaches for years
with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he's
referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor. The doctor asks him what his symptoms are and he replies.

"I get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across my scalp and...."

He is interrupted by the doctor, "And a heavy throbbing
right behind the left ear".

"Yes! Exactly! How did you know?"

"Well I am the world's greatest headache specialist, you

know. But I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes".

Two weeks go by and the man is back, "Well, how do you feel?"

"Doc, I'm a new man! I feel great! I haven't had a headache since I started this treatment! I can't thank you enough.
And, by the way you have a lovely home."

I currently have the American flu. Any word on how to cure that?

Give it to someone else? That generally is how I seem to deal with it.

nursecindy--My grandpa always said to drink the juice of a quart of whiskey. It won't cure you, but you won't mind having the flu.

Ringtinglen, come here and give me a big old hug.
Le Petomane I've never had whiskey but if it will make me feel better I'm willing to give it a try.

Would having sex with that posing kangaroo work?

What if the person you're doing it with has the flu ?

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