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January 31, 2018

BECAUSE ANYBODY CAN STEAL JUST ONE PLANE

Florida man tries to steal two planes, take joyride in golf cart and fuel truck, cops say

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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Florida Man has now become the Most Interesting Man in the World.

Bronnenberg was at the 2018 Gasparilla Pirate Festival in Tampa when he left, walked several miles to the airport and took off his clothes, aside for his blue shorts. He then hopped a fence to enter the airport, pulled a single-engine plane out of the hanger and attempted to get it up in the air.

He forgot to grab a cutlass and hoist the black flag.

When arrested, he might have flown the brown flag

Well, yeah! You can fly a plane with each hand! Oh, yeah, and one foot!

A multitasker. I like it!

Florida Man Meets Flathead Chicken.

Coming soon from any publisher who will buy it.

Soon to be an Adam Sandler movie.

Double your pleasure,
Double your fun,
Try stealing two planes instead of just one.

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