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January 11, 2018

BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE

Hospitals Across Maine Report Epidemic of Chipped Nipples

(Thanks to Mike Meyer, who says he saw them open for The Band)

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Chipped? Not chapped?

I'm calling shenanigans on this one. Some poor soul trapped inside by the arctic conditions made this up to bemuse those of us not indanger of freezing our "business."

This condition is entirely possible here in NH as well.
However, this is a parody website

But if it is real, I am volunteering to apply mouth to boob resucitation. Greater love hath no man...

Dr. Acharya had his hands full with local nipple-chipping temps.

And overnight into early the Friday morning drive time hours expect nipple-chipping temps to fondle around into early afternoon.

Rintinglen, you truly are a saint.
Down here we have a saying, "It's colder than a witches t!t in a brass bra". If you chip a nip try some super glue.

I call fake.

Google search only turns up this “report”

Nothing like a good snack of nipple chips.

I'd be more worried about damage to other more critical, "centrally located" appendages.

Isn’t that a new Ben and Jerry’s flavor?

Maine's version of "The Onion."

Is it anything like shrinkage?

"Larks' tongues. Wrens' livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Wolf nipple chips. Get 'em while they're hot. They're lovely. Dromedary pretzels, only half a denar. Tuscany fried bats." - Brian before joining the PFJ

Yes, they're a thing.

I would start worrying if they break off. It can happen when it is really cold, at least on my Ford Focus antena.

I thought Chip Nipples was a local anchorman...

I saw them open for the Sex Pistols.

Wasn't Chipped Nipple a Baskin-Robbins "Flavor of the Month"?

I'm being told it was called Chipped Ripple. My bad!

I think Dave could be a guest writer for this website.

I dunno...I'm skeptical.

Is it April already?

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