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January 09, 2018

AND THEY ALL HAVE VALID FLORIDA LICENSES

Overturned semi releases hundreds of pigs onto the road

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

YUM

Florida man caught with 'full rack of ribs' in his pants, police say

(Thanks to floridamatt)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

With ingestible pill, you can track fart development in real time on your phone

(Thanks to Dana Sutton)

IT HAS OUR VOTE

Thailand’s prime minister evaded journalists’ questions on Monday by bringing out a life-sized cardboard cutout of himself and telling the reporters to quiz it instead of him.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

EVEN IN LOUISIANA THIS IS ILLEGAL

A Louisiana couple is accused of attempting to rob an Uber driver that the woman distracted by being topless.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

FLORIDA WILDLIFE REPORT

Man says he was attacked by a bobcat in woman’s condo. That wasn’t a bobcat, she says

Whatever it was, it had a valid Florida driver's license.

JUST BEER FOR US, THANKS

Perk up with a “Princess Urine Sour” alcoholic enzyme drink from Japan

(Thanks to Joe Green)

THAT TAKES SOME BALLS

Burglar sues shop owner after he injured his testicles while robbing the premises

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

BOLO

“They’re calling this guy ‘Social Security’ because he actually has his Social Security (number) tattooed across his forehead.”

(Thanks to Pirateboy)

GUYS IN ACTION

Man trying to kill spider sets apartment on fire, tenants forced to move out

In his defense, it was a large spider.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

 
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