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December 23, 2017

THIS IS PRECISELY WHY WE HAVE 911

Restaurant Customer Calls 911 Because Clams were “So Small”

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, who says "I guess he'll wind up in court, small clams court!")

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When's the herring?

And were they hairy?

Just a guess, but is this guy visiting Florida from Flathead County?

Good one, Al.

Florida Man in his natural habitat.

O'er the clam parts....

When officers said they couldn't help, he "clammed up?"

This is almost like eat and run....

When he got to small clams court, he lost and the judge fined him 500 large clams. Anyway, he was acting like a chowderhead.

---Al made me say this, too many good openings.

No one will shellebrate the outcome of this clever clam caper, except, perhaps, the local mussel.

Made the mistake of reading the comments while drinking. (RTCWD)

What do clams say to each other when departing?
BYE, VALVE!

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