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December 29, 2017

MY REVIEW OF 2017

A Turd of a Year

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And my review of my year:
"I did not die" *

*yet

Brilliant, as always. Kudos Dave!

Depressingly accurate. Well done!

I haven't seen so much Russian collusion...since the last Ridley book I read. Now to go collude with my mug of covfefe. My resolution for 2018 is to fill in my ostrich head hole a little tighter next year.

To quote a famous Miami-based humor columnist: You can't make this stuff up.

Well, not as well as Dave can. Great job.

Thanks Dave. I found the source behind the naming of the 'No Dong' rocket.


When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hanging on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling


This little song, it ain't so sad
The cutest little song you ever had
Those of you who will not sing
You must be playin' with your own ding-a-ling


Your own ding-a-ling, your own ding-a-ling
We saw you playin' with your own ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, everybody sing
I wanna play with my ding-a-ling
I wanna play with my ding-a-ling

"My Ding-A-Ling"

by Chuck Berry




Another great Year In Review.

Wait. There was an election?

The year is not over--yet. I have my towel and I am hopefully watching the skies.

I'm sorry. DB is arguably one of the funniest guys to walk this strange and wonderful planet, but I can't read a review of 2017. That would be like eating leftovers of my mom's (rest her soul) Salisbury steak. It was intolerable the first time; no amount of ketchup is going to make it palatable.
Here's to more Dave and less madness in 2018...

This review could be a lot more entertaining if you read it in a Walter Cronkite voice, although I suppose Patrick Stewart's voice would work just as well (especially since there's so much poop in it).

In other news, I've managed to get through the whole year without owning a Fidget Spinner...

I'll only observe that the world did not come to an end between September 20-22 as predicted by some numerologist. For better or worse, it's nice to have another full year to review. Thanks for the laughs, Dave. You're the best.

“Cleveland, is that you?”
That is all..

Oh Great, Dave, You just had to publish the new Password at Equifax. Now I will be further innudated by attornies seeking me to join in a lawsuit which will fetch them millions and me the cost of a new Fidgit Spinnerrrrrr.

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