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December 23, 2017

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

She used an officer’s arm to make herself happy after being arrested, police say

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

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Well, it was... it was still attached to him, right?

Her, Amoeba. NTTAWWT, of course.

Between the sex acts, the woman repeated racial slurs

As the Marquis might say, this really was foreplay.

If that officer had a consenting arm, I fail to see the problem.

This is why police officers should be armed! Wait, he was, wasn't he?

I could have told her this wouldn't turn out well.

The long arm of the law- not that size matters of course.

The word 'shankster' was used repeatedly. But the word 'harfed' was not used in a single instance in the police report to describe the masturbation sequences?

OK, I’m sure I did not date her in High School.

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