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December 24, 2017

BUT YOU KNOW THE BRAZILIAN SQUIRRELS GAVE THE ORDER

Bees attack Brazilian cops in sting gone wrong

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

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Sting-Stang-Stung

By the Brazilian Squirrels:

Except for the buzzing, it was a silent night
Cops were a-creeping and the suspects a-sleeping
But the squirrels had made a bee pact
To give the cops a surprise gift this night.

Through the jungle the cops did creep
On the bad guys planning to leap
The buzzing grew louder
Closer and closer the cops did creep.

On a wooden buzzing box of drugs they pounced
Dozens of cops screamed "ouch"
Thousands of enraged bees covered the skies
Thousands of bees on the running cops did pounce

From the rocks and trees tall
the happy laughter of squirrels did sing
As they danced and planned
Another "Happy New Year" for all.

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