« December 6, 2017 | Main | December 8, 2017 »

December 07, 2017

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

17-foot python that could 'pretty much kill any full-grown man' caught in Everglades

(Thanks to Bruce Webster)

OK

Don't Microwave A Hard Boiled Egg Then Poke It

(Thanks to John Lobert)

JUST ONE OF THEM?

One of my books is banned from Texas prisons, according to the New York Times. The Texas corrections department says it contains "criminal schemes."

'SHE'S CHALLENGING ME FOR ALPHA'

Cape Coral woman adopts wild iguana when it was a baby, has since been attacked by it twice

(Thanks to B'game, who says "Gotta love the part about the lizard in her bra.  Betcha she doesn’t have a boyfriend!")

MEANWHILE IN BEAVER COUNTY

Shoppers were surprised to see a young deer wander into a supermarket in western Pennsylvania.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

SPORTSPERSONS IN ACTION

Authorities say a 60-year-old northern Idaho man is recovering after being shot in the buttocks with a .50-caliber muzzleloader rifle by his hunting partner who mistook him for an elk.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

A 52-year-old woman was pulled over on Saturday on Route 46 with a New Jersey Transit sign going right through her vehicle, and police say she was drunk.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "She was heading for Miami.")

'TIS THE SEASON

The decorations depict Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer being cooked on an open fire.

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT'S HAPPY TO SEE YOU

Art at Burbank IKEA raises some concern, reaction

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

A sandwich shop in West Virginia’s capital plans to expand next week to add craft beer and ax throwing.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise