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November 12, 2017

LEGAL TACTIC OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Police: Suspect’s overwhelming gas shuts down interrogation

(Thanks to VincentG)

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I always thought the gas chamber was for convicts, not investigators.

He's just a suspect, so it was only alleged gas.

Jack Bauer never had this problem, did he?

Why is there never a small static electric spark when you need one?

In retaliation I hope they put him in solitary and tortured him with the music of Barry Manilow.

Flatulating an officer is a misdemeanor, unless cabbage is involved, in which case it escalates to a felony-3.

Rule 415: Always interrogate with a lit candle behind the perp.

Apparently he'd stolen his lunch from Taco Hell.....

You have the right to remain silent but deadly. Anything you toot can and will be held against you in a court of law. You have the right to have an attorney wallow in your stench. Do you understand these rights as I have read them to you?

A: PFFFFTTTT!

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