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November 14, 2017


Former soldier gets drunk on FOOD as bizarre condition means his stomach turns carbs into booze

(Thanks to Le Petomane)


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Carbs? I'd be permanently sloshed.

*Burp* What?

If a scientist could only come up with a pill that turns carbs into booze, the patent rights would be worth a fortune.

If you watch DOC NARTIN, you'll have seen this in a recent episode.

"It'sh jusht a Big Mac, ossifer, I shwear"

First, is this disease comunicable? Second, where can I catch it? French fries being much cheaper than Margaritas, I'll save a fortune.

How long before this becomes a plotline on NCIS?

Abby: "Gibbs! Gibbs! Gibbs! Our vic doesn't drink, so how could he possibly have a .09 BAC?"

Gibbs: "That's a thing?"

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