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November 16, 2017

OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS A LOVELY AFFAIR

Police are investigating after a man was stabbed four times by his brother while attending a funeral.

(Thanks to Chris Elzi)

DEPENDS STOCK SOARING

Experts warn we are not ready for the boom in urinary issues as global population ages

(Thanks to Michael Moyer)

WAIT... SHE WORKED THERE IN A PINK NIGHTGOWN?

Chicago woman accused of robbing bank where she used to work in pink nightgown

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

ALSO REALLY FURIOUS

Employees catch couple having sex 'really fast' at Texas movie theater

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

ALWAYS A SOLID LEGAL TACTIC

Driver lands in jail after challenging cop who was writing him a ticket to a fight

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

‘He could have blown up the block’: Fla. police discover booby-trapped SpongeBob lunchbox

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)

TENSION MOUNTS IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

3:02 p.m. A Kalispell woman was talking to her daughter about safety and was showing her the number for 911. As part of her demonstration, she accidentally called 911.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Man, 62, is arrested after wandering around a Michigan gas station covered in blood he claimed was Santa's and holding a lump of meat

(Thanks to Geoff, who says "Oh ya better watch out....")

AS OPPOSED TO RESEARCHERS

Guppy fish have personalities, say researchers

(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan)

RIGHT AWAY, SIR

Man calls 911 during police chase, asks for Donald Trump

You know the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

'I'M HERE,' HE ANNOUNCED

DUI lawyer is busted for drugs after barging into stranger’s home in high heels, no pants

In Florida, this would qualify him or a judgeship.

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "He's gonna need a good lawyer.")

THE SMELLY SKIES

A PLANE passenger was booted off a flight because her rowdy emotional support PIG caused mayhem on board.

(Thanks to Patty Villanova and John Criswell)

 
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