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November 11, 2017

IN MIAMI...

...we call this "fitting in to a tight parking spot."

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says: "His Florida license was lowered into the ditch. The judges gave him a 6.0 on the landing.")

'FITNESS FANATIC'

A fitness fanatic was rushed to hospital after getting his penis stuck in a hole in a weight.

...It is not known how exactly the man managed to get his penis stuck in the plate.

Because it could easily happen accidentally.

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW

How much poop can one Canada goose poop in one day?

(Thanks to Ralph)

GUYS IN ACTION

Man wins surprise pork industry award after tireless reviews of bacon sandwiches

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

VETERANS DAY

Thank you, vets. And thanks to your families.

 
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