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November 08, 2017

STRICT REGIMEN

Wrestling legend Ric Flair had 15 drinks a day, slept with 10,000 women, documentary reveals

(Thanks to manual tomato, who says "I bet He didn't have over 14 a day.")

'I'M HOME, MAN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?'

Vero Beach Man Shows Up Drunk At Funeral Home

(Thanks to John Mayson)

THE NEWS FROM ASIA

Customers rush to hairy crab vending machine

This has been The News From Asia.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

OUCH

NASA Wants To Probe Deeper Into Uranus Than Ever Before

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

HE PUT IT THERE ON PURPOSE

For 128 years, bug stuck in Van Gogh’s painting went unnoticed

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

THE MOST MIAMI THING IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW....

...is the UM Turnover Chain.

(Story by Mrs. Blog)

WE'RE JUST GOING TO MAKE A SANDWICH, THANKS

Pond of human excrement found at Indian takeaway in Co Donegal

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

 

THEREBY QUALIFYING THEM FOR FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Sheep are able to recognise celebrity faces, study shows

(Thanks to DaninDallas and Alkali Bill)

OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TO SEE US

German police pull python out of man's pants after noticing "considerable bulge"

(Thanks to Fabian Marson and Rick Day)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR QUEEN

Gas-addicted monkey caught drinking fuel from parked motorcycles

(Thanks to John Mayson and Ralph)

RUM PA PUM PUM

Listening to too much Christmas music is BAD for your mental health

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

CSI: KANSAS CITY

KC detective ends interview after suspect answers question with ‘loud fart’

(Thanks to Ralph and [appropriately] Le Petomane)

THESE KIDS TODAY

Nine-Year-Old Books £1,000 Return Trip To Paris While Dad Sleeps

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

 
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