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November 03, 2017

PLEASE TELL US THIS IS A PARODY

M-65 Anarchy Cotton-Blend Field Jacket

STAND (burp) TALL, CANADA

...there is one sport is which Canada is indisputably number one: Running a mile (1.6 km) while chugging four beers.

(Thanks to W. von Papineau and Jon Harris)

ATTENTION, WALMART SHOPPERS

So many Walmart shoppers drew their own handguns during Colorado Walmart attack that police were unable to quickly identify the suspect CCTV

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

ZOOLANDER COMES TO LIFE

Male models get into late night fight outside popular downtown club

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

GUYS IN ACTION

Man smashes record 302 walnuts in 55 seconds

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

IN THAT CASE SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Man says he set fire to van because it was 'evil'

(Thanks to Bill Carver)

FLATHEAD COUNTY: THE ACTION HEATS UP

8:11 a.m. A Somers woman wanted law enforcement to do a welfare check on her ex-boyfriend because he had sent her a link to a sad Johnny Cash song on YouTube.

Also: 1:46 p.m. A Kalispell woman called 911 because “she was upset that she was not invited to (a) birthday party.”

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

UPDATE

No bond for man who shot himself in penis while robbing hot dog stand

(Thanks to PapaJohn, Andrew Mendez, James Flynn and Al Barkafski)

IT JUST MAKES SENSE

Farmers urged to bury their underpants to improve quality of their beef

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, Al Barkafski, PapaJohn and DaninDallas)

 
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