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November 02, 2017

MEDICAL NEWS ROUNDUP

Do YOU have a depressed vagina?

(Thanks to Roberto)

Men with bent penises are at higher risk of getting cancer

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

CANADA: LAND OF EXCITEMENT

"Our turnip is a large turnip, I'd have to say. Humongous turnip, even!"

(Thanks to The Perts)

CLEARLY HE HAD NO CHOICE

Man pulls gun on McDonald's employee after being denied Egg McMuffin Fox News

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

GUYS IN ACTION II

A SHOCKING video shows the moment an idiot gets burned after trying to launch a rocket from between his BUM cheeks.

(Thanks to Joanne Fineberg, who notes that "Amazingly, alcohol was involved.")

DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS?

Man wakes up to find random house has been left in his field

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

THESE KIDS TODAY

Parents outraged after porn shown on TV monitors in school cafeteria

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

REMINDS US OF COLLEGE

Unemployed Romanian man who went out drinking at his village pub 'woke up 1,675 miles away in London after betting his friends he could get a job'

(Thanks to Roberto)

FLATHEAD: THE FLORIDA OF COUNTIES

10:17 a.m. A Flathead County man reported that he was pushed off a building that is under construction. Thankfully for him, the building is only three feet tall at this time, but he still thought it was worth reporting.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Deputy helps driver in distress by removing spider from dashboard

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

KFC releases BATH BOMBS that will leave you smelling like the 11 secret herbs and spices

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

BECAUSE DOGS AREN'T JITTERY ENOUGH

For some reason, a woman in Lithuania invented a coffee to be consumed by dogs.

(Thanks to Alan Dean)

GUYS IN ACTION

Man tries to open beer with pepper spray; it doesn't go well

(Thanks to Bill Carver)

WELL PLAYED

Trick or treaters given 18 years out of date Digestive Biscuits

(Thanks to Ralph)

 
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