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October 11, 2017

SCIENCE CAN BE LONELY WORK

SCIENTISTS INFLATED DEAD DOLPHIN PENISES TO FAKE SEX WITH DEAD DOLPHIN VAGINAS

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(Thanks to The Perts and Veee)

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I think I saw " DDP loves DDV " carved into an oak tree once.

DDP and DDV toured with Phish

"Orbach was inspired by work done on insects and lizards. Researchers let them mate naturally, then dropped them in liquid nitrogen to flash freeze them and their active genitalia."

I read that in Cosmo last week. Totally titillating.

WTF Scientists, seriously?!

It's a federal crime to cross fake loins for immoral porpoises!

I'm pretty sure this is how the zombie dolphin apocalypse begins.

Also, does Fa love Pa?

Remember the Good Old Days when mad scientists like Doctors Frankenstein, Moreau and Evil had far more class than messing with dead animal sex organs.

"To Orbach, that reeks of reproductive tension between males and females.."

Perv or Porpoise- Next on Donahue...(geezer reference)

"He's going to be very popular." -- Igor

"She might be able to control paternity through something as subtle as a small body shift..."
Similar to her human counterpart, who can simply roll over and proclaim, "I have a headache..."

I assume there is no shrinkage.

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