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October 12, 2017


Woman finds naked intruder in her home eating pineapple

(Thanks to Patty Villanova, Allen at Division and the Louisiana Bureau) 


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I thought it was a real pineapple, which would be dangerous to eat naked.

Pineapples eat homes...?

Operating a can opener while naked takes cajones

She was poor, and thus on the Dole.

I never find naked intruders when I come home. Must be using the wrong bait.

That's not so terrible. If the pineapple were on a pizza, now there's your mandatory death penalty right there.

Well, was this naked intruder male or female? Inquiring minds want to know (just not badly enough to actually click the link).


That's why many people are against "open door" policies. (They lose too many pineapples?)

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