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October 10, 2017


A man accused of breaking into an Atlanta-area Target store in the middle of the night explained his actions by saying he was just practicing his ninja skills, police said.

(Thanks to John Lobert)


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He needs more practice.

He hasn't gotten to the chapter about thinking with your ninja brain.

If the Ninja Tabi Socks don't fit, you must aquit.

"in that case sir, your "meditation cell" is ready! Follow me, and do not resist!"

"Grasshopper, you have failed to become a ninja. May you have better success as a garbage collector."

As soon as he perfects his skills, he will be breaking into the White House with the African scuba team.

He needs a mentor. Like Jack Bauer.

Real ninjas break into Kmart.

Should have started with an easier Target.

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