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October 11, 2017


It's only October, but here at Holiday Gift Guide Headquarters we are hard at work, by which I mean sitting around marveling at the badness of this year's crop of gift items. Here is our ace professional Miami Herald photographer, Carl Juste, gingerly holding one of these items. Rest assured that he washed his hands afterward.

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(Photo by Judi Smith)


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I'm sure I have seen Carl somewhere before?

Caption contest!

"How the @#$%! did I get picked for this photo job? That's the last time I'll be out of the room when assignments are handed out."

Philadelphia sports team memorabilia...?

Formally owned by Harvey Weinstein.

Caption: omgwtfbbq, for reals?

Nice photo, Judi!

This is the creation of a demented, sick, degenerate, barbaric, naughty freako!

Caption: The eagle has landed.

Do the shorts come in turkey?


The wearer might be able to make that beak really stick out, IYKWIM.

Very appropriate:

"For my own part I wish the Bald Eagle had not been chosen the Representative of our Country. He is a Bird of bad moral Character." – Ben Franklin

How much do I pay to get rid of these?

Remember, the Bald Eagle is a protected species.

Carl Juste must inhabit an Insane City to agree to hold those.

Just tell recipients "It's what all the athletes are wearing..."

Carl is wondering if he's getting those undies in lieu of a Christmas bonus this year. Personally I think he deserves a raise.

Caption: "Why did you just hand me these? WTF ? And why is Judi taking a picture ?"

Hey look!! We found a peckerhead!

Caption: "I said I needed the 'Legal Briefs'!!!!"

Eagle undies.

Is that an eagle in your pants or are you . . . Ah never mind.

I hope Carl is getting combat pay for this.

feed the bird

a beak in the crotch...sounds painful and even embarassing!

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