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October 11, 2017

CSI: LITITZ

...a newlywed stands accused of leaving her husband with “puncture marks and scratch marks” on his genitals following a 1:45 AM confrontation inside the couple’s shower.

This is one reason why we avoid showering at 1:45 a.m.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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That's hot!

Hey, c'mon. It was Newlywed Sexual Experimentation.

He probably tried to leave before she was (ahem) fully washed, IYKWIM.

My neighbor knocked on my door this morning a 1:45 a.m. Can you believe that, 1:45 a.m. Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.

I assume the "screaming and banging" wasn't the usual kind.

C'mon Jeff. Married in February with a bun in the oven. Not newlyweds.

Give the lady a break. She's not only newly married but new to this country after immigrating from Transylvania where old family traditions die hard.

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