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October 23, 2017

IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

An Oklahoma motorist was covered in Vaseline and wearing only a thong bikini when a patrolman pulled over his vehicle for speeding, according to a court filing which notes that a porno magazine was atop the passenger seat.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

WHEN SOCCER GOALIES HAVE NIGHTMARES

...they look like this.

(Thanks to James Flynn)

A FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Road rage driver forgets to put handbrake on and runs HIMSELF over with his own car

From Australia, a.k.a. "The Florida of Continents."

(Thanks to Fabian Marson, Patty Villanova, D Shey and Madeleine) 

UPDATE FROM OUR FAVORITE INDUSTRY NEWSLETTER

Jennifer McNevin, an office worker at JOTS Rentals in Longview, Texas, won the October “Where’s the Restroom?” contest in PRO.

CSI: DAYTON

Police are searching for a man who dropped three T-bone steaks down his shorts.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

SEND THIS DOG TO WASHINGTON

Macron's dog Nemo filmed peeing on Elysée fireplace

(Thanks to Ralph)

AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAAAAA

Horrifying spider with hundreds of babies on its back creeps up on tourists

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

CANADA FINALLY TACKLES ITS CRIME PROBLEM

Montreal man says he was given $149 ticket after singing while driving

(Thanks to Noah Spicker)

GUYS IN ACTION

Hardcore beer chugger downs 6 beers in 40 seconds with A LEAF BLOWER

(Thanks to Rick Day)

OH, THE HUMANITY

Semi With 40K Lbs Of French Fries Rolls On I-35W

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "A truckload of ketchup is on the way.")

 
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