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October 17, 2017

ANKLE SPRAINS?

"When it comes to sex, we see everything from neck injuries to wrist fractures, ankle sprains and, of course, back problems. Hernias are common, too, close to where the adductor muscles of the pelvic region become strained.

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck, who says "Be careful out there!") (Also James Flynn, who says "The dismount is critical.")

IN MIAMI, WE CALL THIS 'RUSH HOUR'

Two racecar drivers have been arrested after getting into a fistfight following a crash on an Indiana racetrack that ended with a police officer using a stun gun on one of the drivers.

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

IT SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

North Carolina woman accused of assaulting boyfriend with bacon

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

NAME THAT STATE!

7-Eleven Patron Busted In Nacho Cheese Attack

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, John Mayson and Suzie Q Wacvet)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

...the voice-activated fridge that “walks” to you when called

(Thanks to John Lobert)

'A TRIBUTE TO THE GREAT STATE OF NEW JERSEY'

Adidas Pizza Shoes

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WHERE THEY WILL IMMEDIATELY BE ATTACKED BY VENOMOUS SNAKES

Google drones will drop burritos into people's yards in Australia

(Thanks to Jon Harris and Bill Carver)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fort Pierce man robs gas station with cattle prod

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "I guess he forgot his machete.")

CANADA CONTINUES ITS DESCENT INTO ANARCHY

Limping moose temporarily blocks couple from voting in 2017 Calgary election

(Thanks to Ralph)

We saw Limping Moose open for The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band.

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID DRIVER'S LICENSE AND IS NOW RUNNING FOR CONGRESS

'Suspicious' iguana captured at Florida restaurant

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

GUY DOGS IN ACTION

In Rio, watch where you sit.

(Thanks to Geoff)

IN THAT CASE SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Melbourne Man Blames ‘Captain Morgan’ For Destroying Room

Name We Are Not Making Fun Of: "Charles Steedly Folk"

(Thanks to John Mayson)

THE WEARY WORLD REJOICES

Britain’s first vegan avocado chocolate bar is finally here

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

BE ADVISED:

Fish Depression Is Not a Joke

(Thanks to Le Petomane and D Shey)

"SHE SAID, 'WHY DON'T WE HAVE MORE TIME TOGETHER?'"

A gardener got so fed up with his wife's nagging he ran away from home and lived in the woods for ten years.

(Thanks to John Mayson)

 
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